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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:10:40 -0400

ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:48:08 -0400

ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

kimmismiles: well that is adorable but THE NOTES. Holy crap.

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:47:23 -0400

kimmismiles:

well that is adorable but THE NOTES.

Holy crap.

awkward-inclined: depression-and-movies: First food gifset,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:37:00 -0400

awkward-inclined:

depression-and-movies:

First food gifset, something I’d like to try: Balloon Chocolate Bowls (x)

LIFE IS WONDERFUL

imsohornyithurts: ucanhavemysoup: missing-wall-e: bad-moon-moo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:46 -0400

imsohornyithurts:

ucanhavemysoup:

missing-wall-e:

bad-moon-moon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.

i remember hearing my elementary teacher talking about the different ethnic groups and she talked about how the Badjao people, who are primarily sea-dwelling and nomadic, teach their kids how to swim by tossing the small babies into the water because a baby’s first instinct was to swim. I dunno how accurate she was but the Badjao are amazing swimmers

The first baby it’s the cutest mer-baby ever.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. THIS INSPIRES ME TO HAVE SEX EVEN MORE!

akorrable: i have been waiting for this post my entire life

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:36 -0400

akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life

tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters: joshsux: nicki in the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:05 -0400

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor